02 October 2004
Read...And Laugh!!!

A forwarded mail from Cheah Wen, many thanks to you!!! A funny story...a must-read.

> >It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant> and the 3 finalists,> >Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are> being asked 3 simple> >questions:> >> >MC: The first question is name me an electrical> appliance starting with> >"L"> >> >Miss USA: Lamp> >Miss Malaysia: Light bulb> >Miss Singapore: LADIO> >> >Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter> "L"> >> >MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now,> name me an animal starting> >with the letter "L"> >> >Miss USA: Lion> >Miss Malaysia: Leopard> >Miss Singapore: LABBIT> >> >Judge: No, no, no!> >> >MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that> starts with "L"> >> >Miss USA: Lexus> >Miss Malaysia: Lamborghini> >Miss Singapore: LOLLS-LOYCE> >> >Judge: Oh my God!> >> >MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me> a fruit starting with> >the letter "L"> >> >Miss USA: Lemon> >Miss Malaysia: Lychee> >Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and> says: LIEWLIAN !!> >> >This is not the end of the story, the Judge> consulted the board of judges> >to determine if Miss Singapore should really be> disqualified; and they> >decided that since Miss Singapore was having as> many problems with the> >letter "L", they decided to give her another> chance.> >> >Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human> anatomy starting with the> >letter "L"> >> >Miss USA: Lungs (applause)> >Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)> >Miss Singapore: LAN CHIAU> >> >The Judge fainted..!

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